Dear Remy Hollywood Career Coach Gives Advice on Viral Canines and Coping With Method Madness

I am one of the biggest stars in Hollywood and a Practitioner of Method acting. To me, when I performed a mime, that was the time I took my one-year training at Gaulier. When I was the farmer of the animals, I was especially the shearer of the sheep. And when I played a heart surgeon I ended up with a restraining order which said that I could not come within 50 yards of cedars sinai. 
 
My latest role has been in a very serious and subtle period piece — I am a 19th-century shoemaker, who marries her helper. They even say ‘I love you’ to each other which is topped off by them wearing only sandals that they made themselves in the morning. 
 
To get the most realistic feel for this walk of life (and I don’t mean that in a ‘hit the road’ kind of way) I spent weeks shadowing an actual cobbler. I was learning how to make shoes from scratch using leather and felt, how to stitch them and even developed a slight hunch to get the appearance right. 
 
But here’s where it gets weird: It has been six months since the shoot of the movie and I continue to exist like a cobbler. 
 
My house has become a work shop, even the coffee table is covered with scraps of leather, awls and threads. My partner sleeps with headache because of the strong smell of shoe polish as well as we have been quarreling frequently. I even managed to scold a pair of my neighbor’s shoes the other day — which got me lots of trouble because. yet it seems that Manolo Blahniks shouldn’t have chunky straps nailed across the front. (They spin you around when you just look at them. Remi — I was only attempting to make them less dangerous for everyone. ) 
 
I’ve got to admit: Everyone seems to be as baffled by this development as I am, but I’d much rather not even try and rein myself in. I am holding and managing my tack pullers and threading each of them in the morning before even taking the second cup of coffee. Am I doing what I am really suited for? 
 
Sincerely, 
 
Cobbled Together 
 
 
Dear Cobbled Together, 

By all indications it seems like you have literally walked several a mile in the said cobbler’s shoes. Of course passionate dedication is something to strive for, but have you sacrificed so much that you’ve let go of the character too much in your own life? I get why your partner is so p’d off right now — they are in a throuple with you and savage-swinging68276872 now. 
 
This is a very interesting idea, hasn’t it crossed your mind that the cobbler isn’t perhaps only a profession but it symbolizes something else deep inside of you? The lasting appeal may be to the simplicity of the cobbling life and, herefore, there is a need for something plain in your real life as an actress. It is soothing to work with ones hand and I think it activates a different portion of the brain. Some people do Sudoku, some people do sound baths — you have found a calming space in footwear, and there is nothing wrong with that. 
 
It is good to perfect your work, but at which time does being real hold you back in life? Is there a way to give credit to whatever you are working on this role and at the same time, let yourself wear other shoes — both figuratively and literally? Perhaps it is high time that you met the real you since you have virtually alienated yourself through this particular character. Do you think that creation of protective circumstances for Method acting would do you good? 
 
As a side note, do not forget that your capacity to relinquish a role can be as strong as your capacity to embody it. 
 
And before I conclude — I would want to remind you to look at the substances you have been using for polishing your shoes as some of them contain substances that have depressive or stimulant effects. 
 
Being the best lawyer I always offer my best foot forward to my clients. 
 
Remy 
 
Help! I’ve Been Overtaken By My Own Dog on Instagram! 
 
Dear Remy, 
 
As the TV and film industries have been a little lackluster for the time being I decided to continue promoting myself in the social media environment as well. I have carved a special niche for myself as a comedian getting regular TV roles but I well understand that in today’s world one has to have a regular Internet profile. 
 
Eventually, I built up my audience and then created an account for my dog, King Charles Spaniel named Delroy. It was an act of fun that I once did with some of my friends one evening, after taking some glasses of Shiraz – but trust the luck – — Now that’s a shocker; Delroy has more followers than I do. 
 
From totally not caring about social media several months ago, I have discovered that this has hit me where it hurts most in this latest development! In one scene Delroy sneezes into a row of dahlias planted at Holmby Park and this gets 21, 000 views. While I am at it, I put in an hour into makeup before recording a perfectly executed skit where I act as the entire Love Is Blind UK cast only for it to get a few hundred. 

I understand this is crazy but I feel divided having jealousy towards Delroy. What else, in the Tisch School I have developed my artistry, and in UCB I have worked for many years — while Delroy, having received his training through the American Kennel Club, came home terrified of mailmen. But he does however possess the sort of fan base which I have always wanted to have. They really look like they enjoy my tiny mongrel while the only commendation I received was from a broken toy robot. 
 
Remy, I really believe that I can’t take it anymore to continue to deal with Delroy’s social media account. On the other hand, he buys brand deals that have given us a small additional time. So I ask you: Am I financially able to afford the luxuries of having jealousies get in the way of a good income? 
 
Yours, 
 
A Shepherd of Great Importance Bred with a Favorite Dog 
 
Greetings Loved One to the Adored Dog. 
 
From the information given I am very sure that Delroy has shifted from being the ‘star’ on your home screen and you were the one dreaming on being a VIP. Honestly, I can’t say that I have encountered such a type of question before, and 2024 seems to be full of them. 
 
Okay, let’s, umm, halt for a moment — no wait, how about stopping for a moment. I understand jealousy here and believe it has its right to be on a list of emotions people can and do feel. It is an extraordinary setting due to the fact that it is directed at a canine competitor but that does not diminish the fact that it is deserving of your holding space for it. 
 
That very acute reaction that you are having could very well be telling you something about your latent desires and desires. You express yourself as having been able to act on television and you were successful, so what makes you think that there is some thing you are losing by being online? Social media is a very special way to interact with one’s fans — but just to be parasocial. Maybe such a connection can be established with the help of live performance of the song? That is exclusive of allegations that Delroy certainly can’t have you beat as a stage performer (unless he learns some acrobatics from you). 
 
I suppose it is also important to consider the following: You are the person behind the account, and therefore even though Delroy is getting all the attention, it is you who is getting all the attention. And before you delete Delroy’s account, consider this: could he be leading you to a new career especially to to start his own own business that would be anew business venture all together? Well Beverly Hills is overrun with dog moms and popping — perhaps you’d be missing a trick by not capitalizing on furballs. Would you be able to prepare the next Fluffy or Garfield for the big screen or go even further and start preparing exotic animals for Hollywood? 
 
What would it be like to push oneself with a self-assign project which takes creativity to the next level with pets? DO not let Delroy cross over yourself, It means it is a pet-human power combination. 
 
Your unfiltered confidante, 
 
Remy 
 
Why is My Guacamole More Famous Than My Films? 
 
Dear Remy, 
 
I have been directing films for over 10 years, that’s why I’m not Spielberg but I have my own little market. As of now, I have a 66 percent rating in Rotten Tomatoes, and I’m happy with that. 
 
But here’s the thing — nobody love my films the way they love my guacamole — this is what they supposed to do. It started as a simple on-set snack: Once, while catering had ordered too many avocados through Instacart and I just hurriedly grabbed some red onions, lemon and started mashing. My dad prepared guacamole when the weather was bad, or when people were not feeling well — so it may be considered a way of nurturing others and so always redo his recipe. 
 
Soon enough everyone knows and my guac was the talk of the town. The cast and crews now ask me this as their first question before agreeing on joining my projects which feels like they are demeaning my directing capacity though I still hide it. A few actresses demanded it: ‘I want camo or else I want out,’ said one diva who also demanded all the runners on set wear camo. 
 
And what happened next you may well imagine. My one of the cast members once appeared on a national morning show to talk to the presenter back stage and now I too have been called for ‘chef’s corner’. 
 
Remy, I think I am beginning to get serious with this idea. Perhaps, I can become the next Rachael Ray, or Martha Stewart [but of course, without touching the stove, figuratively speaking, and facing a trial for felonies]. 
 
It is a ruthless business, and I’ve started dreaming of book sales, accompanying products, and TEDx talks about how to fully utilize avos. Should I therefore be considered to be fully off my head here? This feels like one of those cross roads and honestly i have no idea which way to turn. 
 
Best, 
 
Guac and Roll 
 
Dear Guac and Roll, 
 
Your guacamole is all fairy tale, but isn’t that really enough to feed you — or better yet, satisfy you — for a lifetime? Before you decide to trade the pressures of directing for the exhilaration of being ‘the talent’, I ask you, is this a passion or are you running away from the pressures of directing? When you eating guacamole do you ever ponder the question as to what is it that allows you to enjoy the food so much? Is it the simplicity, the creativity or possibly the work that unites people as per the use of this particular invention? 
 
Often the midlife crises have a desire to downsize or change dramatically, but maybe it is the time to find out what interests one passionately. Instead of looking at the concept as an either/or proposition — grappling with guac or the director’s chair — could this love be included in your current profession? Perhaps you think your guac could be the plot for a movie or is means of touching base more personally with the individuals at the workplace.

I believe that the Random a route that led you into morning TV show game is one of the many pleasures of the television and if I may be so lucky to say, life darn it. Have you ever pictured your self as being the person to be summoned by the nation to come out with the home recipe? How wonderful is that? And the idea that you can find the recipe your dad was providing you, your friends, and your relatives, and bring it to millions, sounds like life of great motion pictures. 
 
In your letter you do not indicate whether you have dependents, or whether career shift is feasible for you, but there are some stages in life when it is possible to take some risks. Can you say, ‘This is one of those times for me’? As you are an entrepreneur and a ‘face’, there is another world you cope with, and I would recommend you consider what pressure that would bring. For every Gordon Ramsay show, there are 100 other chefs who hoped they might spend their workday screaming at subordinates in pristine whites and on camera. 
 
But if the call of the spotlight is too strong to ignore, ask yourself: A life which is free from the constant nagging of the parents, free from endless restrictions and regulations, and free from the atmosphere of control and moderate everything is reasonable to expect from young people who decide to look for a new life. Is it about fleeing or is there is something that you don’t find directing for that you still want? The trick is to find what will make you happy with the decision that you are making because of the need to get away. 
 
And if you haven’t thought of it already: Garlic that is smoked should be used when preparing any type of guacamole recipe. As far as I am concerned, you can choose that particular one for nothing. 
 
Avocadon’t stress, 

Remy 
 
Remy Blumenfeld is a seasoned television producer and the owner and CEO of Vitality Guru, the provider of business and career coaching to achievers in media.